Many centuries ago, the Israelites came up with a new idea: an all encompassing god of everything. (This god was called Yahweh, as it happens). Since that time, many different groups have claimed to follow this god. But there are such a vast number of versions of this god that everyone seems to have a different opinion about what this god is like. Chances are even people in your church have very different ideas about god, although such conflicts are generally glossed over and validated as just a difference of opinion.
The Jews worship a god who appeared physically to the Israelite priests over a meal. This god loves the smell of ritual blood sacrifices.
The Muslims worship a god who had no son. This god regards Muhammad as his prophet.
The Christians worship a triune god whose son incarnated as a human, then died to save all people.
The Mormons worship a god who went physically to the American continent, and later revealed knowledge to a guy named Joseph Smith.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses worship a god who will bring precisely 144,000 people to heaven.
Jesus worshipped a god who would end the world in the first century CE. Jesus’ god required people to keep the Israelite law as a condition for eternal life.
Paul of Tarsus worshipped a god who saved people by grace, through faith alone.
Up until a few hundred years ago, all versions of this god approved of slavery. The anti-slavery version is a fairly new invention.
Here are some other characteristics:
A god who approves of speaking in tongues?
A god who will cure all diseases?
A god who will genuinely help find car parking spaces, locate lost objects, etc.?
A god who protects your nation from military conquest?
A god who reliably provides food and basic provisions for all followers who ask?
A god who sends people to a literal hell for eternal torment?
A god who literally created the world within the last ten thousand years?
A god who considers financial prosperity a good thing?
A god who has appointed a man as the authoritative head of his church?
A god who approves of infant genital cutting?
A god who permits ~3% of babies to be born with severe defects?
A god who made a bet with Satan about Job?
I could go on.
All of these distinguish different gods with the same name. Pick any combination you like, and it’s almost certain there’s someone out there who worships that god.
I used to worship a god who was three persons, who incarnated as a human and died, who saved people through faith alone, who didn’t transfigure wine into blood, who liked speaking in tongues, who could heal any disease and help you find lost objects, and who literally created the earth several thousand years ago. (Unsurprisingly, this is the god that my parents also worshipped).
I have a friend who worships a different god: a god who has appointed a man as leader of his church, who transfigures wine into blood, who likes organised confessions of sin, who thinks Mary is very appropriate to pray to, who used evolution over millions of years to create life.
What kind of god do you worship? (It’s probably different to all of the above descriptions.)
But now for the ever important question: How do you know your version of god is the correct one? How can you tell if you are mistaken about an attribute of your god?
(Is it because someone you trust told you so?)